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Dr. Sage · Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:47 am Post subject: Sonic 4: Back in Blue

Yep, it looks like Sonic's bad days are over. Because Sonic 4 (not to be confused with that God awful pirated game) is going to be a Wii Ware, XBLA, and Playstation Online game. It's going to be made by Sega going back to basics. They've gotten thousands of angry letters stating that they fucked up Sonic. Well, your wish is my command. An actual quote found on numerous Sonic websites after a die-hard Sonic fan, RollySonik28 wrote to Sega:

"Dear Sega,
My name is Richard Yeltsa and ever since I was 5 years old, I played with my Sega Genesis. When it was first released, my mom got me my first video game system complete with Sonic the Hedgehog. I loved the game. When the others came out, I loved them too. Sonic 3 being my favorite. I watched his cartoons, I wore clothes with his face and name on it, I even begged my dad to get me a hedgehog for a pet (that didn't happen by the way). I loved that hedgehog, his fast moves, and bad attitude. But after Sega Sammy took over, I lost all faith. I thought to my self "it's OK, it's just a bump in the road." Then, I played Sonic the Hedgehog for the Xbox 360 and I hated Sonic. I've never felt more hatred in my life. I couldn't believe that I was worshiping this video game character. He just got worse and worse. I played Sonic Unleashed and I really lost it. I thought it was light at the end of the tunnel of bad Sonic games for home consoles. Boy, was I wrong. I'm writing this after I played the game. I've never felt so much hate towards anything in my life. I had to play my first game, Sonic 1, just to get the taste out of my mouth. What happened? What happened to Sonic's voice? What happened to his games? How could you mess up my childhood friend? Sincerely, Richard Yeltsa"

Richard never got a response until last week.

"Dear Richard,
We are sorry to hear about your huge dislike towards Sonic the Hedgehog. My son loves him too, but feels your pain as well. But, if you are truly dissatisfied with us, then maybe this will make you feel better. We are working on a new Sonic game for the Wii's Wii Ware, the Xbox 360's Xbox Live, and the Playstation 3's Playstation Online. It's called "Sonic the Hedgehog 4: Back in Blue." We have huge plans for our blue friend in this game. It's going to be 16-bit, fast, and fun. We've received thousands of letters just like your's, Mr. Yeltsa, and we won't let you and the other fans down this time. I appreciate your support for Sonic all of these years and I hope this game will win everyone's hearts back. I've enclosed an exclusive DVD of our work. Please, do not share this with other people for we are trying to keep this project a low profile at the moment. Thank you for sending your letter once more and I apologize for letting you and everybody who've supported Sonic their entire life down. Sincerely, Simon Jeffery, CEO of Sega of America"

However, RollySonik28 started sharing this movie over the internet for download (he never put it on YouTube because Sega would bust his chops) and it's leaked all over the internet. Here's the movie on the following download link.

http://www.zshare.net/download/58015825d451bc72/
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Oh and here is Kirby! <('.')> Wring told me to put him there!

Dr Joshbotnik · Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 8:02 am Post subject:

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OverlordSean · Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:53 pm Post subject: Re: Sonic 4: Back in Blue

Dr. Sage · Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:07 pm Post subject:

My computer was acting retarded. I wanted to get it in the night before. And look at the letter closely. Richard Yeltsa and RollySonik28. Think hard about it.
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Click above if you know what's good for you!
Oh and here is Kirby! <('.')> Wring told me to put him there!

Nekru · Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:54 am Post subject:

The file's down. Got a re-up anywhere?